PAINT THE TOWN

C*LD

Raising the bar on craft beer; this is beer for everyone. From our flagship Cold Town Lager to quirkier brews like the Pornstar Martini Ale, you’ll find something to crack open.

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Home brrrew.

Order away and we’ll even deliver to your place…

Cold Town Beer Keg

A beer for beer's sake,

for simplicity’s sake and for our sanity’s sake, Cold Town calls a beer a beer.

B*rn & Brewed in Scotland

Our self-published auto-biography “it’s cold in this f✱✱✱’n brewery” isn’t available to the public yet, but we’ll show you a sneak peek.

Cold Town Beer Tap

Yes you, my friend, deserve a c*ld one.

We were raised in the bar and by the bar. We’re on tap at some bangin’ bars aw’ across Scotland, and the list keeps growing. Grab a pint next time you see us.

its getting c*ld in here

(so put on all our clothes)

Have a gander at some of our merch

Give a ****?

We know you do, that’s why we’ve put together some amazing gifts for you to spread the love…

WHAT'S BREWING?

You. Us. Emails. We could be something amazing, you know. We like to send our mailing list news and updates before the rest of the world, and you get free delivery for your next order for signing up! It’s a pretty cool VIP club if we’re honest…

Psst, looking for a wee bit of stimulation? Click this button for a bangin’ time…

Cold Town Beer Bird

£5 OFF YOUR ORDER

Sign up to our e-newsletter and you’ll get £5 off your first order.

And remember… we make beer, not spam. So don’t expect to hear from us a lot and if it all gets too much, you can unsubscribe.

Cold Town Beer Mailing List

What are Cold IPAs Anyway?

New Brew: Pure Baltic IPA

Doddie Beir Now Pouring

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Cold Town Beer Truck

£5 OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER

We feel like we’re getting along great. This might be a bit forward, but get yourself £5 off your first order here.

you look so young...

But are you over 18?