It’s time to paint the town cold. Let’s raise the bar on beer and get to the point. Cold Town Beer isn’t reserved for crafty connoisseurs or haughty hipsters; Cold Town brews beer for all.

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A beer for beer's sake,

for simplicity’s sake and for our sanity’s sake, Cold Town calls a beer a beer.

Home brrrew.

Order away and we’ll even deliver to your place…

B*rn & Brewed in

Our self-published auto-biography “it’s cold in this f✱✱✱’n brewery” isn’t available to the public yet, but we’ll show you a sneak peek.

Yes you, my friend, deserve a c*ld one.

We were raised in the bar and by the bar. We’re on tap at some bangin’ bars aw’ across Scotland, and the list keeps growing. Grab a pint next time you see us.

its getting c*ld in here

(so put on all our clothes)

Have a gander at some of our merch

Give a ****?

We know you do, that’s why we’ve put together some amazing gifts for you to spread the love…


You. Us. Emails. We could be something amazing, you know. We like to send our mailing list news and updates about what we’re planning before we tell the rest of the world. It’s a pretty cool VIP club if we’re honest, and you could be on it…

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Cold Town Beer Bird


And remember… we make beer, not spam. So don’t expect to hear from us a lot and if it all gets too much, you can unsubscribe.

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Who The F*** Are We?

Welcome to the team, Bernie

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Cans Now Available in Falkirk